Charlemagne

He complained loudly enough to have his own page. THE EDITORS OF THIS WIKI DECIDED I WAS WORTHY OF THE HONOR OF HAVING MY OWN PAGE DEDICATED TO MY LEGACY. He also wished to have his page edited under his own discretion. THIS PAGE CONTAINS NOTHING BUT VERIFIABLE, INDUBITABLE TRUTH.

 Charlemagne  THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE (informally Charles) is a hat originating from Polythreme and belonging to IN THE UNWANTED CUSTODY OF The Bandaged Man.

Able Price
Charlemagne's relationship with Able is largely caustic NONEXISTENT; he finds him unimpressive at best and the epitome of the uneducated slums at worst. He wishes to have nothing to do with him AND HOPES THAT HE NEVER COMES BACK TO MY RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT.

Thomas Jones
Charlemagne finds Thomas's position as the head of a business A MOCKERY OF LONDON'S ECONOMIC SECTOR respectable, but loathes the illegality and his other, off the book services. HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER, INSTEAD OF LYING STAGNANT AMONG LONDON'S SLUMS.

Agatha Esen
Charlemagne is disgusted COMPLETELY DISGUSTED by Agatha's demeanor and unapologetic attitude. He takes issue with her not having any shame in her past life in the Fourth City ASSOCIATING WITH DEVILS AND VICES.

Pearl
Charlemagne is disgusted by Pearl as a Rubbery woman AND A POOR LABORER and is very likely to insult her, accidentally or otherwise.

The Bandaged Man
Charlemagne believes himself to be IS the mentor for the Bandaged Man, intent on teaching him how to act among society's less forgiving circles TEACHING HIM HOW TO REINTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY WITHOUT MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF. He appreciates his ILL GOTTEN prestige in housing but finds his general state of being unappealing VILE.

Virgil
The deacon's position as a respected civil authority appeals to Charlemagne BUT HIS ASSOCIATIONS WITH THE INFERNAL IS UNFORGIVABLE. He BEGRUDGINGLY respects Virgil's authority in the populace but finds his involvement with the ostracized and impoverished inadvisable. A FOOL'S GAME.

THE IDEAL Personality OF THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE
Charlemagne is a bit stuck up SELECTIVE ABOUT HIS CONNECTIONS. Rather caustic and generally vain WISELY FOCUSED ON PERSONAL CLEANLINESS AND STATELY APPEARANCE. A bit of a romantic, he has an interest in the less well received novels THE EPITOME OF LONDON'S GREAT WORKS of the elite famliies. Infatuated with DESTINED FOR the life of high society, he abhors being involved with London's unfortunates and is known to romanticize and kiss up to SUCCESFULLY FORMING CONNECTIONS WITH London's most powerful, rich elites.

TRUE Trivia ABOUT THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE

 * Charlemagne has received a mention A FRONT PAGE in the Gazette during the most recent EVERY election season. The EVERY publication talks about his public screaming fit at not being able to participate in the election as a candidate. THE IMMENSE LEAD THIS UNASSUMING POLYTHREME CANDIDATE HAS IN THE POLLS.
 * Charlemagne loves participating in The Feast of the Exceptional Rose and reading the season's risqué texts IMMACULATE WORKS OF ART.
 * Charlemagne absolutely hates rain (due in part to being made of leather) and begged for COMMISSIONED the Bandaged Man to make him an umbrella appropriate for his size. They declined to make it. THEY ARE STALLING ON SERVING THE ORNATE CHARLEMAGNE.
 * Charlemagne has found EARNED AND BEEN AWARDED many patches, badges, and other curiosities that can be affixed to him with pins. He currently owns:
 * A paper carnation worn during The Feast of the Exceptional Rose
 * A tie patch for formal occasions.
 * A stolen AN EARNED medal, memorabilia from London's failed invasion of Hell.
 * A bejeweled brooch for the occasional DAILY high society soirees.